Monthly Archives: April 2025

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com  Don’t Skip the Basics—They Matter More Than You Think Blood sugar balance, gut health, and nervous system regulation are foundational for optimal health, and all start with simple habits: quality sleep, natural light, movement, real food, and stress management. I used to chase the “one thing” that would fix my thyroid or get me… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Focus on Blood Sugar Balance Blood sugar balance is the foundation of metabolic health. With stable blood sugar, your energy improves, inflammation decreases, and fat-burning increases. Simple daily strategies: Build balanced meals (protein, veggies, healthy fats) Eat veggies first, carbs last Walk 10 min after meals Allow 12-16 hour overnight fasts Prioritize sleep and… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Type 2 diabetes news and views (Roizon article) More than half of folks with Type 2 diabetes say they’re obsessively worried about developing diabetes-related complications, according to an International Diabetes Foundation survey. Well, two new studies may offer you an incentive to take optimal care of yourself and your diabetes and avoid the risk… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Dump demands Zelenskyy admit that Dump can play volleyball better than ‘any girl’ In a surprise press conference, President Dump demanded that Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President of Ukraine, admit that Dump can play volleyball better than ‘any girl on any team just because they are girls.’  Mr. Zelenskyy stated that he would not admit to… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com RRRFFFKKK, Jr. Declares Vaccine Against Autism Discovered (Parody of RFK, Jr.) RRRFFFKKK, Jr. (the son of the late RRRFFFKKK) and now the head of Health and Human Services (HHS) has declared that Autism has been cured and now can be prevented by the use of a vaccine, which he has famously declared, originally, as… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Drummpted and the Clemson Tigers (Trump parody) The FoxNews anchors all decided that Dummpted was “the finest President the United States had ever had and that the channel was in talks to devote all of their resources to being a single subject station devoted to nothing but “The good news of President Leonard Dummpted”When… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Leonard Dummpted (first administration parody)President Leonard Dummpted was many things, but he was first and foremost a moron. This doesn’t mean he wasn’t other things as well – malicious, cruel, greedy, self-obsessed, uniquely poor judge of character, and unusually adept at demagoguery. But above all, he was an idiot who ran an administration… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Dump states he was ‘taken out of context’ with statements about Muslims (Parody of Trump) CNN intended to include Jeanine Pirro’s fawning admiration of President Dump in the FOXNEWS broadcast but President Dump’s statement that “Muslim ragheads should be dipped in bleach and used to clean the latrines of our brave men and… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Dump Chastised by Men’s Group (PARODY of Trump) President Dump was handed a petition by a men’s Support Group due to his frequent use of the phrase “men. Big men with tears in their eyes.” President Dump used the phrase “men. Big men with tears in their eyes” so often at his political rallies… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Medical cannabis shows potential to fight cancer, largest-ever study finds The largest ever study investigating medical cannabis as a treatment for cancer, published this week in Frontiers in Oncology, found overwhelming scientific support for cannabis’s potential to treat cancer symptoms and potentially fight the course of the disease itself. The intention of the analysis was to… Read more »