Monthly Archives: April 2025

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com CBD proves its value for chronic pain relief in small survey study About 98% of participants said it helped alleviate their throbs and aches with little or no side effects New research has shown that cannabidiol (CBD) can be beneficial for relieving chronic pain. American researchers analyzed survey responses from a group of 121… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Parody) Chatty Pete Hogspop The dear friend of President Dump was found once again telling TOP SECRET defense plans to all the people on his WhatsApp group he named “Telling Secrets” which had members of his family and 11,213 people named Mohammad, Muhammed, Mahmoud, and Vladimir. Defense Secretary Pete Hogspop… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com The many children of Stink Felon  Mr. Felon now states that he has 310 children by 41 women (“I wouldn’t call them wives or girlfriends exactly. Mr. Dump suggested ‘brood mares’ but I thought that this was too generous”). His stated objective was to repopulate the world which, he states is suffering from ‘depopulation’…. Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Feeling unhappy? It may be because of your food choices When 10 million people are brought together in one massive review of 14 studies, you’re getting some pretty reliable health info. And that’s what a 2024 meta-review did when it explored the association between eating ultra-processed foods and health problems. The result? The researchers… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Study Links Tech Use to Reduced Dementia Risk in Older Adults Facebook enthusiasts, “grandfluencers,” and all tech-savvy seniors, you may want to share this recent study with your group chat: Researchers found that frequent use of digital technology might help stave off cognitive decline in older adults.​After reviewing 57 studies involving more than 411,000 older adults, researchers found that consistent… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Pets May Bring as Much Life Satisfaction as a Spouse Science has confirmed what pet owners already knew: Dogs and cats are equally valuable to us as our human family and friends. Researchers at the University of Kent discovered that having a dog or cat can bring just as much life satisfaction as having a husband or wife… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Department of Unnecessary Management Bureaucracy (DUMB)  Stink Felon, head of the Department of Unnecessary Management Bureaucracy (DUMB)  has stated that his efforts have saved the US government “tens of millions of dollars every month” by firing all government employees in every department, leaving only one person in each building, all named “Walter”. He also… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Harvard University has been in an escalating battle with the Dump administration heightened last week by a letter it received from the administration that outlined many demands tied to federal funding – like reforming its curriculum and admissions programs, discontinuing DEI practices and additional policy demands. The letter was used to withhold $2.2B in… Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Dr. Lane’s Thoughts LXXVIIII 1. Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 2. Always remember that while you can buy your dog toys, he only wants to use them when you are close by because he needs you close to him. You are your dog’s favorite toy. … Read more »

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Breakthrough in slashing elevated LDL cholesterol to save lives More than 92 million Americans take statins, according to the Cleveland Clinic, and you can bet all of them are hoping that will protect them from having what doctors like to call “an adverse cardiovascular event” (aka heart attack, stroke, heart failure, peripheral vascular disease… Read more »