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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Parody) Chatty Pete Hogspop
The dear friend of President Dump was found once again telling TOP SECRET defense plans to all the people on his WhatsApp group he named “Telling Secrets” which had members of his family and 11,213 people named Mohammad, Muhammed, Mahmoud, and Vladimir.
Defense Secretary Pete Hogspop stated that as far as he knew, they were all members of his group who liked to share gossip about the members of the Dump administration and share cookie recipes. When confronted with the truth that all of the people on the group except for his wife and brothers were in other countries with known ties to terrorist groups, the former KGB, Houthis, and Hamas he stated alarm.
“I am absolutely certain that we just shared toll house cookie recipes!”, Mr. Hogspop responded, “I assumed that they were friends of my wife and brothers”!
Mr. Hogspop stated that this embarrassing exposure was due to ‘disgruntled employees and people jealous of his recipe for snickerdoodles.”
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