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Drummpted and the Clemson Tigers (Trump parody)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Drummpted and the Clemson Tigers (Trump parody) The FoxNews anchors all decided that Dummpted was “the finest President the United States had ever had and that the channel was in talks to devote all of their resources to being a single subject station devoted to nothing but “The good news of President Leonard Dummpted”When… Read more »

President Leonard Dummpted (Parody of Trump)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Leonard Dummpted (first administration parody)President Leonard Dummpted was many things, but he was first and foremost a moron. This doesn’t mean he wasn’t other things as well – malicious, cruel, greedy, self-obsessed, uniquely poor judge of character, and unusually adept at demagoguery. But above all, he was an idiot who ran an administration… Read more »

Dump states he was ‘taken out of context’ with statements about Muslims (Parody of Trump)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Dump states he was ‘taken out of context’ with statements about Muslims (Parody of Trump) CNN intended to include Jeanine Pirro’s fawning admiration of President Dump in the FOXNEWS broadcast but President Dump’s statement that “Muslim ragheads should be dipped in bleach and used to clean the latrines of our brave men and… Read more »

President Dump Chastised by Men’s Group (PARODY of Trump)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com President Dump Chastised by Men’s Group (PARODY of Trump) President Dump was handed a petition by a men’s Support Group due to his frequent use of the phrase “men. Big men with tears in their eyes.” President Dump used the phrase “men. Big men with tears in their eyes” so often at his political rallies… Read more »

Medical cannabis shows potential to fight cancer, largest-ever study finds

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Medical cannabis shows potential to fight cancer, largest-ever study finds The largest ever study investigating medical cannabis as a treatment for cancer, published this week in Frontiers in Oncology, found overwhelming scientific support for cannabis’s potential to treat cancer symptoms and potentially fight the course of the disease itself. The intention of the analysis was to… Read more »

CBD proves its value for chronic pain relief in small survey study

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com CBD proves its value for chronic pain relief in small survey study About 98% of participants said it helped alleviate their throbs and aches with little or no side effects New research has shown that cannabidiol (CBD) can be beneficial for relieving chronic pain. American researchers analyzed survey responses from a group of 121… Read more »

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Parody) Chatty Pete Hogspop

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Parody) Chatty Pete Hogspop The dear friend of President Dump was found once again telling TOP SECRET defense plans to all the people on his WhatsApp group he named “Telling Secrets” which had members of his family and 11,213 people named Mohammad, Muhammed, Mahmoud, and Vladimir. Defense Secretary Pete Hogspop… Read more »

The many children of Stink Felon (A parody of Elon Musk)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com The many children of Stink Felon  Mr. Felon now states that he has 310 children by 41 women (“I wouldn’t call them wives or girlfriends exactly. Mr. Dump suggested ‘brood mares’ but I thought that this was too generous”). His stated objective was to repopulate the world which, he states is suffering from ‘depopulation’…. Read more »

Feeling unhappy? It may be because of your food choices (Roizon article)

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Feeling unhappy? It may be because of your food choices When 10 million people are brought together in one massive review of 14 studies, you’re getting some pretty reliable health info. And that’s what a 2024 meta-review did when it explored the association between eating ultra-processed foods and health problems. The result? The researchers… Read more »

Study Links Tech Use to Reduced Dementia Risk in Older Adults

safety-lane.com 07105chiropractic-lane.comwww.cbd-lane.comwww.diagnostic-lane.comNEWARKhttp://www.healthy-lane.com Study Links Tech Use to Reduced Dementia Risk in Older Adults Facebook enthusiasts, “grandfluencers,” and all tech-savvy seniors, you may want to share this recent study with your group chat: Researchers found that frequent use of digital technology might help stave off cognitive decline in older adults.​After reviewing 57 studies involving more than 411,000 older adults, researchers found that consistent… Read more »