The many children of Stink Felon (A parody of Elon Musk)

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The many children of Stink Felon 

Mr. Felon now states that he has 310 children by 41 women (“I wouldn’t call them wives or girlfriends exactly. Mr. Dump suggested ‘brood mares’ but I thought that this was too generous”). His stated objective was to repopulate the world which, he states is suffering from ‘depopulation’.

As has been noted in the NYT for the last 50 years, overpopulation is a greater threat to the world and its limited resources than the concept of ‘depopulation’.

“No, the world is suffering from the loss of population”, Mr. Felon responded.

When it was pointed out that overpopulation has been a problem with many countries for decades, Mr. Felon corrected the reporter with, “Brown and Black…people… but that’s not who I mean.”

“For fuck’s sake! Do I have to spell it out for you?!?”, Mr. Felon shouted, “WHITE people, rich White people like me and the only only people I know. I’ll fuck a few Jews and Indians if they are educated but they had better be able to pay their own way but I mean White Christian attractive women who will have my babies and live in a compound so that I can see the kids, whatever their names are.

Mr. Felon has built two compounds, one in Austin, Texas and the other in the country formerly known as Lesotho (a country completely inside of the country of South Africa).

When asked whether the 2.311 million people in the country of Lesotho were aware of this role in Mr. Felon’s life, He answered, “First of all, there is no longer a country called Lesotho and there are no people there any longer. The country is unpopulated. They all left a month ago to visit family elsewhere or move to other places. It is full of homes, streets, cars, that all belong to me and can be used by my many women and children.”

Mr. Felon added, “I have yet to give it a new name. We should have a contest and figure out the new name – maybe Stinkland or Felonland – hey, that’s it!  I just won the contest for a name!  I’ll give myself a huge prize, like $100M or something”.

So far, none of the mothers and children of Mr. Felon have agreed to live in the compounds in Austin or the country formerly known as Lesotho.

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