The Miller (a parody of Stephen Miller to the tune of ‘The Boxer” by Simon and Garfunkel)

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The Miller (a parody of Stephen Miller) 

[tune of ‘The Boxer” by Simon and Garfunkel]

[Every Hitler needs a Goebbels; Every Trump needs a Stephen Miller]

The Bald Advisor (Roast, Singable)

(Verse 1)
I’m just a fear-monger,
With a forehead bright as stage lights.
Crafting lies and walls and chaos,
All to spite.
Spinning tales of caravans,
Like a circus clown gone wild,
Peddling panic, beating drums,
A toxic child.

(Refrain)
Baldy-cry, Baldy-cry, troll in-sane—
Build the wall, block the hall, cause more pain!

(Verse 2)
Drafting bans no one wanted,
Like a kid with crayons at night.
Make America angry,
That’s my art and my spite.
Fear’s my popcorn, division’s prize,
I stir the pot, snark galore—
Even Fox says, “Oh wow, that’s too much!”
Can’t take more.

(Refrain)
Baldy-cry Baldy-cry, troll in-sane—
Build the wall, block the hall, cause more pain!

(Verse 3)
Now the glare hits my orange glow,
Jack-o’-lantern gone wrong.
Even Twitter fingers
Know they don’t belong.
Ghostwriter of hate and fear,
Microwave chef of spite,
One day kids will just ask,
“Who’s that sad blight?”

(Final Refrain)
Baldy-cry, Baldy-cry, king of shame!
Spin your lies, spread your cries—who’s to blame?
Baldy-cry, Baldy-cry, lost your game—
Step off stage, turn the page, fade to lame!

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